My sister and I are going to Hawaii in a few weeks. To prepare for this, since January, I’ve been off sugar and carbonation. Oh wait. No, I’d meant to be off sugar and carbonation, but then cupcakes happened and Trader Joe’s happened and book writing/releasing happened. And, well, you know the story.
Today, we are at the one-month-until-we-go date, and I am no where near bikini ready. However, my sister and I spoke two days ago and she informed me that–since she wants to stay out of the sun–that she intends to wear a mumu most of the time. Well, after I died laughing, I got to thinking about what a great idea that was. A mumu? Sure! It’s breezy, it covers everything, and sure, it can be sexy. Right?
Of course, in my mind I visualize myself looking like this:
When in all actuality, it’s probably closer to this…
Oh well, bring it on.