Oh, the little joys

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Just so it’s out there…

Lebron’s fake cough and 4th quarter check-outs
Jet’s tattoo
Agreeing with Barkley for the first time (which made me a little uncomfortable)
Dirk’s amazing fadeaways and lion’s mane hair

Cheering on Wee JJMy susperstitions and Sonic double stuf Oreo blasts winning the games
Counting dribbles in my sleep
The vile ESPN commentators, specifically vile Van GundySweeping the Lakers just for me
NC’s texts
Swooning a bit during Chandler’s post-game interviews

D. Wade’s Fabulous Flop Show
Feeling like it’s Christmas every day for two months
My father shaking his head at me when I yell bad things at the TV
Coach finally almost smiles
http://www.dirkswish.com/ tee-shirts
Mavs over Heat in six, thus proving once and for all that there is Sports Justice
The crowd at the airport steadily growing from 200 to over 1000 to welcome home our Champions! Shew. Now I can move on with my life.

Oh, the little joys

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Just so it’s out there…

Lebron’s fake cough and 4th quarter check-outs
Jet’s tattoo
Agreeing with Barkley for the first time (which made me a little uncomfortable)
Dirk’s amazing fadeaways and lion’s mane hair

Cheering on Wee JJMy susperstitions and Sonic double stuf Oreo blasts winning the games
Counting dribbles in my sleep
The vile ESPN commentators, specifically vile Van GundySweeping the Lakers just for me
NC’s texts
Swooning a bit during Chandler’s post-game interviews

D. Wade’s Fabulous Flop Show
Feeling like it’s Christmas every day for two months
My father shaking his head at me when I yell bad things at the TV
Coach finally almost smiles
http://www.dirkswish.com/ tee-shirts
Mavs over Heat in six, thus proving once and for all that there is Sports Justice
The crowd at the airport steadily growing from 200 to over 1000 to welcome home our Champions! Shew. Now I can move on with my life.

Doppelgänger

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Last week, I was riding down the elevator with brand new Summer Intern.


Me: (with big, friendly grin) “Hey.”
Summer Intern: “Hi! I’ve been meaning to tell you all week…you totally remind me so much of…”
Me: (mouth opening, about to inturrupt with, “Yeah, yeah…Jennifer Aniston. I know, I know, I get that allll the time!” (Okay, maybe not “all the time,” but more than once.) Not a bad comparison, of course–girl friend’s got the best hair ever.)
But before I could properly inturrupt with the celebrity name that has become somewhat expected to me, Summer Intern finished her statement with…)
“…Kirstie Alley.”
Me:
Summer Intern: (nervous laugh at my dropped jaw silence)
Me: “Oh.” (blinking, with not-as-friendly grin) “From Cheers?”
(Summer Intern is nineteen. She’s never seen Cheers.)
Summer Intern: “No, no, from Dancing with the Stars.”
Me:
Summer Intern: “But I mean…a much slimmer version, of course!”
I have no idea what to do with this information. What do you think, Kirstie?

Doppelgänger

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Last week, I was riding down the elevator with brand new Summer Intern.


Me: (with big, friendly grin) “Hey.”
Summer Intern: “Hi! I’ve been meaning to tell you all week…you totally remind me so much of…”
Me: (mouth opening, about to inturrupt with, “Yeah, yeah…Jennifer Aniston. I know, I know, I get that allll the time!” (Okay, maybe not “all the time,” but more than once.) Not a bad comparison, of course–girl friend’s got the best hair ever.)
But before I could properly inturrupt with the celebrity name that has become somewhat expected to me, Summer Intern finished her statement with…)
“…Kirstie Alley.”
Me:
Summer Intern: (nervous laugh at my dropped jaw silence)
Me: “Oh.” (blinking, with not-as-friendly grin) “From Cheers?”
(Summer Intern is nineteen. She’s never seen Cheers.)
Summer Intern: “No, no, from Dancing with the Stars.”
Me:
Summer Intern: “But I mean…a much slimmer version, of course!”
I have no idea what to do with this information. What do you think, Kirstie?

Deliciousness

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This is weird. It’s like starting a new journal. How to begin… Should I describe myself physically? And not lie why doing it? Hmm. Tough call. Maybe I’ll post a picture instead–speaking a thousand words, etc.

My friend just texted that she’s dropping off her Volvo at the shop and that she’ll be [dangerously] close to PP. Much more on that later, as it is a very important deliciousness for the chick writer, but here’s a hint…

Deliciousness

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This is weird. It’s like starting a new journal. How to begin… Should I describe myself physically? And not lie why doing it? Hmm. Tough call. Maybe I’ll post a picture instead–speaking a thousand words, etc.

My friend just texted that she’s dropping off her Volvo at the shop and that she’ll be [dangerously] close to PP. Much more on that later, as it is a very important deliciousness for the chick writer, but here’s a hint…